...there was a girl who lived in the north eastern wastelands. She was tired of chemical plants and steel works and grey grey greyness, so she left her family and went to Bristol to learn how to argue from some clever people in the Wills Memorial Building.
Within a day of moving, she met a boy who was small with curly hair and green eyes and he reminded her of a man who came to her in a dream when she was a child. The girl and boy soon became inseparable, like two peas in a pod if those two peas were in fact one pea and even then weren't close enough.
The world turned and the sun raced around to come up behind them again no fewer than 5793 times since they had met. Meanwhile, they had got married, got a revolutionary cat and had two children, as well as many other jolly japes.
All of a sudden, it was necessary for the family to leave Bristol and move to Dorchester for reasons that aren't important to this story.
This is the story of Five Go Mad in Dorset.
